Joke Day in Ms. Berenstein's Class

By Emmy M. and Emma S.

In November, the kindergarten class had a joke day. They were encouraged to bring in their best jokes. They had a lot of good ones! Here a few that were mentioned:

Jude had a joke and it went like this: Q: “What clothes does a house wear?
A: A dress! (Address)”
Brody said Q: “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: Rrrr.”
Nina also had a joke: Q: “Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
A: To see if time flies!”
Ben’s joke was: Q: “Why did the vampire look in the freezer?
A: He was looking for frost bite.”
Kathy said Q: “Why do cows cross the road?
A: To go to the moooovies.”
Harry had a joke too:

Joke-teller: Knock, knock
Response: Who’s there?
Joke-teller: Apple
Response: Apple who?
Joke-teller: Apple (I pull) on the
door but nothing happens.